This is the first time that Pachulia has knocked down anything that far from the hoop.

Dealing with grief is a 12-step process. Fortunately, Westbrook took 5 whole steps tonight.

That’s the problem these days in a nutshell: too many dumbshits triggered by civility.

Hey, did you know that Oklahoma City blew a 3-1 lead in the Western Conference Finals?

This whole film seems like a practical joke played by a sociopath. There’s an entire website devoted to knowing if the dog dies in any given film- a movie where the same dog dies over and over and over again sound like something only a small fraction of people would be able to stomach, let alone find entertaining.

Could you please make a Harambe joke next? That would be super funny!

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Good, those two trash humans have no business being given any opportunities to spread their brand of unadulterated hatred of women that won’t bone them or women they find too ugly to bone

The black kid in front of him did NOT seem to find that shit too fuckin’ funny.

Don’t worry, 2018 will be here soon enough:

On Jeopardy a couple weeks ago, someone answered a question incorrectly with “What is the Affordable Care Act?” and then another contestant buzzed in and said “What is Obamacare?” and I wanted to die.

Obama didn’t do anything that affected racial relations outside of getting elected. The reactions of racist-ass white conservatives to a black man being elected President, on the other hand...

I’m sure you can find a safe space if you really want one.

No college player has retaliated, does anyone know if overseas players would retaliate against this kind of thing?

This may come as a surprise to you, but ALL magic tricks are fake.

You misspelled “Browns.”

Thanks for keeping the Bills from being the most dysfunctional team in the league, buddy.

Being a Bills fan is a roller coaster of emotions, assuming the roller coaster in question is located in an abandoned amusement park and simply sits, stationary, at the lowest point of the track for decades.