“Transport the basketball”? Someone’s been reading The Book of Basketball Rings by Ted Cruz.

I feel like this headline is attempting to discourage behind the back passes and I don’t like its tone.

I’m not the religious sort, but sending alllll the most loving, comforting, warm vibes in the direction of Todd and Billie right now.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

He took something that many would be embarrassed to do. Owned it, made it his. Now they cheer him instead of making fun.

“Greatest generation” usually refers to the one that lived through the Depression and served in WWII

“DONATE TODAY TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD” after his next ridiculous touchdown.

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Well at least now he has a handicap

One in hole!

Part Lyle Lanley, part Eric Trump.: maybe he can convince the populace that Peyton Manning supported this venture through his multitudinous audibles.

And thanks to the NFL’s official online ticket exchange, his dad was able to see it happen from the stands.

I did the Heimlich on my toddler daughter once when she somehow got a bandaid stuck in her throat. She was completely blue and not breathing, and it saved her. I wish I coukd have met him to say thank you.

The Kremlin is so fond of Tillerson that it awarded him the Order of Friendship decoration in 2012, one of the country’s highest civilian honors.

The Last Nigger on Earth starring Tom Hanks - Paul Mooney

Dances With Wolves taught me that shitty white people make the best Native Americans

Yea but Steve Smith is OUR douchebag. Burfict just sucks....

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

I hate to be a Skeptical Sally here, but death threats to whom and from where? This woman’s identity is still a secret. Katie Johnson is a pseudonym.