You are so right!  Just yesterday I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a gun and a credit card started chasing me.  The gun wanted to jump in my hand to shoot someone, and the credit card was trying to herd me into a store where it could make me buy something I couldn't afford!  I was terrified!

I personally totalled 5 Volvo wagons in a span of about 2 years. I am 95% sure they were insured by USAA. Sorry about that!

“who stole the cookies from the cookie jar”- wasn’t that a ghost story or something back in the early ‘80's?

I hate spending money at Walmart, but I don’t have the luxury of carefree spending. Like it or not, Walmart has lower prices in general. My budget has no room emotion.

The post office’s statement is complete B.S. I live in Jacksonville, FL and have this happens to me all the time! Like, really-All The Time. Especially when there is a holiday or something. I will get notices that a package has been delivered, I can go online to check and see that they are marked delivered, but there…

Are you talking about Sasha or Malia?