The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

The more I hear about planet formation in the solar system, the more I imagine Jupiter as a mom trying to get all the kids into the minivan.

Is this where we get to see all the outtakes of Chris Evans losing his shit?

Wait… you mean I actually have to read? Where’s the typical DeMuro video?

Wait is Europe not a country? I meant the country of Middle East then.

This website we’re on seems to work pretty well. Half of the comments here have nothing to do with the articles they’re posted on.

I hope she stands near a mustang at the next cars and coffee.

Are you kidding me with this woman? Fuck people like this. That is absolutely unacceptable not only as a parent, but as a decent human being. I hope she stands near a mustang at the next cars and coffee.

They just turned the VW logo upside-down.

“So, Phil, DeMuro tells me these things spend a lot of time in the shop. What’s your experience been? Did you buy the Extended Warranty?”

Obama: “Here, I’ll drive.” (Steps into the left front seat)
Prince Philip: <snickers>

My feedback was very constructive. Sorry you got stuck with F/A.

This isn’t working. Just stop. Let F/A die.

Thank goodness you're still here. I thought they were firing all their good writers.

Customs authorities were tipped off when the bandits handed them a fake Polish registration card that simply said "For more information, see reverse side" on both sides.

Frankly I was amazed their Apple Car didn’t have WeatherTech floormats and Dodge badges. Seems like a real missed opportunity.

That was really desperate. WeatherTech must have threatened to pull their ads or something.

If he blows a tire, hits a deer, hydroplanes on a puddle, runs into an unexpected brick or hammer, or pretty much anything untoward happens...he can slide, still doing 150, into the back of a minivan full of kids, or across the center divider and have a 220mph head on.

.”...because ol’ Doug doesn’t have a Raptor. This is because ol’ Doug doesn’t scream at youth sports referees and share his political opinions with stylists at Super Cuts.”

Have you not seen any of the Mad Max movies?