Washington: Dan Snyder...honestly I can’t figure out how he got money, but I bet it was shady as fuck.

Gonna be damn hard for her to get an abortion these days.

Thank god he has tapes! I hope he has 10000 Maniacs Our Time in Eden, because mine is about worn out.

i dont know, sir. i think asking that your animal isn’t targeted by having a box dropped on to it isnt too much to ask; i feel like not hurting animals is just common decency and the fact that he so casually threw a box on a dog shows signs of a bigger problem inside that guys head and ability to make logical…

Was that cunty dig at Jessica Chastian necessary?

The black dress code is the symbolism for a wider movement. Time’s Up has already raised over $15 million for men and women in all industries seeking legal representation in sexual harassment cases. Things are changing. Being reductive about the black dress code is not unlike how the right try to frame kneeling during…

Y’know what? I’m as angry about the famine as the next Irish girl who’s family had to leave the auld sod....

But at the same time... fuck you for telling me not to enjoy a wedding vicariously as a brief distraction while the world is burning around us .

But weddings!

Come, join us. We can explain everything.

Gropes women, blatantly lies, loves Russia...

This is such a low effort petty joke and I am here for it. Not my Dumbident.

AND Plan B? Well damn, it almost makes me want to give hormonal birth control another try* just to avoid having to buy this shit at the pharmacy. Normally I send my boyfriend out on 7am EC runs. Modern conveniences are the best, anyone who wants to go back to the time of long lines is a fool.

I actually feel a lot of sympathy for the kid. In his early teens he was scooped out of obscurity, turned into a money-making racket and subjected to a barrage of gender-based bullying that would make Gamer Gate victims say “Woah, that kid’s got it rough”.

I’m pretty confident the negative responses so far are from anti-social people who have little capacity for empathy. They can’t really conceive of caring about anyone absent fantasies of dominance or control.

‘Sherbert’ is one of the things that makes me cringe when I hear it, like ‘expresso’ instead of espresso and ‘que-pon’ instead of coupon.

Jif is peanut butter

In college, I dragged a group of my friends to the grocery store just to prove to them that they were wrong, and I was right - there is no second “R” in “sherbet.” No one believed me. Out of a group, 10 people, I was the only person who either A) knew there was no second “R” or even B) accepted the possibility that…

People say “sherbert” because they are idiots.

The Milky Way probably has between 100-400 billion stars. Let’s give them all to you today.

Clearly, a regime change is needed. The cult-leading, nuclear war-hungry, authoritarian madman has to go.