This is the single best response in this thread. We all come to Deadspin to smugly talk shit about how everyone else in sports media, sports fandom, etc. is a fucking moron and we’re so much more enlightened, and yet here’s Albert writing a smug piece he filtered through an 1800's thesaurus about how much smarter he…

“Elhiani and CSC dismissed their case without prejudice, which is usually a sign that a settlement was reached. [Waiting on word from his lawyer if there was a settlement.”

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