People in the comments seem to be having problems separating realism from verisimilitude. It’s a fucking flying car; nobody thinks it’s anywhere close to realistic. It runs on magic! It can do whatever!

The idea that we should forcibly conscript young girls into combat, to my mind, makes little or no sense.

I came here for two things, Giant Sexy Mermaid and to know if it was going to be on the Playstation.

Honestly, this sort of news is nothing really surprising coming from Jackie Chan’s mouth ever since he became a dog of Mainland Communist China forgetting his roots in Hong Kong & his relationship with the Western World.

I’ve played every Final Fantasy game. This is really above and beyond their usual level of fanservice.

Oh my god not Preston Jacobs. Jesus Christ.
This is the tinfoil-hat-chemtrails guy of the fandom. He’s the poster child for looking too much into everything and half his crazy theories have been blown out of the water already this season alone.

Constantly asserting that it serves no purpose than to needlessly frustrate the player doesn’t make it true. I’m so sorry that it made you personally frustrated. That doesn’t mean it’s useless, it means you’re impatient.

Yungoos: “I know attacks, I have the best attacks.”

I’m more enjoying every angry fanboy thinking that the demo is what the main game will be like and therefore are saying crap like ‘Resident Evil is dead’ or ‘Capcom are a bunch of retards’.

Because Link is an adventurer, and adventurers need loot.

To give you something more to think about than “head to next dungeon, use dungeon item on boss, repeat”, to add some variety to the formula. Execution will determine whether it’s a worthwhile addition or unneeded fluff.

Honestly, the thing that struck me the most is how the game is the same. And I mean that as a compliment - the way Nintendo talked about the game as this open-world adventure made it sound like they were doing those things at the expense of the dungeons and puzzles that made Zelda so much fun previously. But it looks…

this comment makes me really want a new Breath of Fire game.

Setting wildfires? Pushing boulders on people? Link confirmed menace to society. Probably going to harass some birds and smash some pottery too.

Look, I enjoyed Crash 1 and 2 back in the 1990s. But I also enjoyed Hypercolor sweatshirts and POGs and Ecto Cooler and those snap wrist bracelets that killed a kid once. Just because I enjoyed them then doesn’t mean they were good or that I’d like them now.

They don’t own the rights to the games though. They only own the rights to the movies. That’s it, that’s all. No cartoons, no video games, no toys, nothing but movie making. This is most likely due to them and Disney/Marvel forming a partnership to share the movie Spider-Man rights. Ever since that deal, Sony has…

I hope you also want painfully awkward sex scenes.

You just watched the mind of Hideo Kojima finally off the leash of a major publisher.

Time to see if Konami holding him back was a good thing or not.

So it’s The Witcher 3 with robot dinosaurs starring Ygritte.

It’s pretty obvious that Kratos is gonna kick it and we’re gonna play as the kid