That #perfectwoman bullshit. I am lucky if I do like five things a day, and MOST of them are done on my office’s dime bc they have a pretty lax phone and internet usage policy. When I get home, it’s time for Netflix and fatpants.

“And it’s not b/c my husband is a loser. He’s just not used to doing it. And I can’t for the life of me figure out how to MAKE him. So I do it.”

The Servant Perfected. We’ve internalized it and buy garbage that celebrates our selfless subjection to the endless, rapacious needs of other people. It’s amazing how things have come full circle, with the added requirement since “empowering” porn that we also look, suck, and absorb abuse like “sex workers.”

The pockets thing is just insane. I mean, in what world are rompers careening in and out of style but fucking POCKETS are always and forever off-limits?

Yup you’re right-it’s a very specific type of Southern or Midwestern middle aged white woman who wears pearls every day and has dyed blonde hair and a personal relationship with her Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Having to be positive and use exclamation points and smiley faces so that people don’t think you’re too mean or bitchy!

I was going to say, I grew up in the midwest, my mom still lives there. White. Neither of us would touch this shit with a 10' pole.

But not any old middle aged traditional Southern and Midwestern white women.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UPyDpDVXCG2cf7mBJ51ipcsAN6BhAr1GYDP6IUd2Vgk/edit

Having to undersell your expertise to avoid offending/angering people!

Knowing that someday a man will explain to you about something, and probably something you know more about than he does.

1. What is Vera Bradley? Is it Kate Spade adjacent?

Daymakers are idealists, go-getters, and “choreographers” who are able to “balance 1,000 things” well for family, friends and themselves, he said. They also love to host others and are “joiners,” not loners, he said.

Or they could try making bags that don’t remind me of the bedspread in a Radisson circa 1994?

Bless her.

Forbear was beheaded. But his son was invited back because that’s what the people wanted.

As I sit here trying to navigate a tricky situation with a co-worker, I wish I was a socialite.

The premiere was so great. Bell and Danson are perfectly cast.

I was rather charmed by the show, but I’ll watch Kristen Bell in anything.

I WILL BUILD A WALL AND THE GOTHS WILL PAY FOR IT! -Emperor Trumpicus Maximus 416 C.E.