The fact that they’re a couple makes me squee so hard! I seriously love them both and am really happy for them! Even though I think the fact that she so recently split from her hubby is a tad bit shady, but they are grown so whatever. Tbh this is the only celebrity couple news I even remotely care about besides ChyRo.

Jenny Slate dating Chris Evans makes me so happy for both of them. Like, get it girl.

The URL is misspelled. Should be http://www.neopagan.net/ABCDEF.html .

I’m imagining the first time he tried that line he was just trolling and he got such a high off of it when they went with it, the line is probably heroin for him by now.

That was the line where I had to stop, laugh, shake my head, say “no no no” and wish I had the money to fly to NY and stand outside these meetings and stage interventions.

Either peeing, or doing a classic boyband lean:

Right? It made me think about how she’d deal with someone who replied “But it’s interesting to me, so please answer the question.”

Gosling is really good in Lars and the Real Girl.

In our second phone call, Kuhn-Siegel responded: “Are members free to text? That question is not that interesting to me. I feel like it puts me in a defensive posture, and I don’t feel like I have anything to defend really.”

1. They demand you give money, possessions, etc without asking questions.

He told women, she says, “to do stuff like get down on the floor,” or instructed them to go home and “stick fingers up their asses, or stick, like, a carrot up your ass.”

I got thrown out of a cult once, and it was BRILLIANT! These things are awful and just... I wish more people would speak their mind IN the meetings. I was invited to one (now that I think on it, I do wonder if it wasn’t mostly women), and they told everyone that the source of our problems stemmed from trauma inside…

Great article.

Having anal sex was a marker of being a true, fierce powerful woman.

I’m surprised to hear him described as an “unlikely looking” guru, because he looks exactly like I’d picture a smug, middle-age self-defined guru who tries to control younger women.

“He said men asked too many questions,” Poppy says. “And interrupted what he was trying to do.”

Yes there is! It’s linked at the bottom of the post.

Hell yes! And rise your beans. We’re not animals!

Drain. Your. Beans.

Their newborn’s name is actually their first-born daughter Esmeralda Amada Gosling’s middle name.