Flipped through the video fully expecting to see titties bustin’ out all over

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

Eventually some of her products will likely be featured on the Bad Science Debunked blog.

Seriously her mentor is going to be so pissed that she busted her secret identity.

I love my dad more than I love anyone else in the world but if he gets trapped under a truck, he is basically screwed. I salute this woman not just for her quick-thinking and bravery but also for her terrifying Geoff Capesian brawn. What a hero.

“I'm writing to you today because my child has several moles and freckles, and none of the available dolls have moles or freckles. I've attached a drawing of MaKkeNsiYe's exact pattern of moles and freckles for your use in creating a doll that ‘looks just like her’. Please note that the pattern must match exactly or…

11/10 would bang.

He deserved one for Wolf Of Wall Street. He was playing a loathsome person but it was a phenomenal performance.

No, he deserved an Oscar for both “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” and “The Aviator”. If (*coughs*when*coughs*) he wins for the Revenant, I’ll treat this like I treated Denzel Washington’s win for “Training Day”... I’ll pretend he won for one of his better performances (in Denzel’s case, “Malcolm X”).

dude, having the skin tag there is way worse than having it removed would ever be. What if you snagged it mid-coitus?!!?! Skin tag removal is easy and (I say this as a pain and needle wuss of the highest order) painless.

OMFG - THAT DRESS! I wonder what color it was - it would be smokin’ HOTT if it had that swirling action, and was a FIRE ENGINE RED! Ooooh!

That’s some effortless cool.

I was late to the party following him, but no one else’s snapchat posts have given me actual anxiety like when I was waiting for him to find his way home in the dark on his jet ski.

That’d cause a problem for really vigorous sexyimes though. Every thrust could be on off on off on off until you lose count and it’s like a really horrible version of Russian Roulette.

It bums the fuck out of me that you know there are people who would feel uncomfortable by some of the original images but are all too enthusiastic about the appropriations.

Counterpoint : this would be an ideal party for a surprise paintball raid.

My husband once waited over 30 minutes because our son’s Montessori school wouldn't let him leave until he put on his own jacket and boots.

It’s more about socialization than anything else at that age. If they waited until he was 5 to introduce him to peasant children at an actual school, we could end up with another Charles. *shudder*

That’s a strange way to spell terrifying.

Might want to turn your volume down just in case