Absolutely. I also personally believe that if a religious-based hospital is the only shop in town, they ought to be required by law to practice fully. That or risk being taken over by the government.

But if you throw it out you damn well better look into that lunch bag to see what she packed, lest you get home and she asks what your favorite part of the meal was.

This.

Accepting the invitation to “Franzia Fest” was one of my worst college choices.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

If you tell her she over-mustard-ed the sandwich, I hope you enjoyed the last free meal your wife ever made you.

I was working at a margarita bar on the water, so winter was slow. We relied on our regulars, a few of which were a group of late twenties bro dudes who would come in for nachos and fish bowl sized margaritas. They were generally ok, except they LOVED to flirt with all of the female staff, despite none of us being…

My reaction to Paleo is “Slaughter a mammoth with a stone spear tied to a stick or GTFO.” WE DO NOT LIVE IN PREHISTORIC TIMES, PEOPLE. WE HAVE CONQUERED FIRE AND HAVE AIR CONDITIONING NOW.

I want to know the rate of white men interrupting men of color. I’m sure it’s a problem, but I haven’t seen it discussed.

You should leave without your child but with a really smug look, like you’re so proud of your billionth trimester abortion (not sure how old your child is)

“Gals.”

I almost feel like you should have used “FEMALES” instead of “WOMEN” there. But yeah.

I totally used to keep an app on my phone tracking my periods solely for this reason - I was sick of feeling like an idiot at the doctor’s office.

Or for that matter, adult women? It’s an easy enough answer if you’re on the pill or the patch, but if you’re having a non-artificial period, there’s going to be some variance and I think a lot of women aren’t paying attention to the specific day so long as it comes that week. All that applies even more to women who…

It amazes me how bad professionals in reproductive health can be at their jobs and specifically bedside manner.

WOMEN: if you are having an ouchy in your no-no parts, please go see a “down there” doctor about your you-know-what. Your lady business is a serious matter and hoo-hah health is essential to the very survival of our species.

Don’t forget all the civilians in Afghanistan or the civilians in Pakistan or the innocent people in Yemen and so on.

We could add to the 9/11 name scroll all of the innocent civilians killed in our little war against Iraq. A country who had nothing to do with 9/11.

5’6” here, dated 6’8” for a bit. You don’t need a specific bed; get bed risers that go under the feet of the frame and pick *any* bed. Conceal with a dust ruffle.

There's a puddle of piss next to the toilet....gross.