That is exactly how I would react if I ever met Paul McCartney. I would be shaking, then I'd start telling him what a HUGE fan I am and how he helped to shape me into the person I am today with his music.

He looks like he is grimacing! Why would they choose that photo for any of the magazine pics, much less the cover?

I was the worst/best bride ever. I ordered my supremely boring dress from the $99 David's bridal Sale, had it shipped to my office, tried it on in the accessible stall at work, modeled it (complete with black trouser socks and a shitty ponytail) to a handful of co-workers who got more emotional than me, put it back in…

As I mentioned in a previous comment, my final wedding dress was too long because I didn't open my mouth at the right time. But my story isn't about the actual shopping of the said dress than the pre-shopping and the aftermath. My mother means well, but is always saying things that sound super passive-aggressive and…

The number 2 story had me rolling! Oh my god. "Leaking canoe of emulsified dick-meats" LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

i assume it's like 78% of all republican boners.

I was terrified. Mainly because I know my clumsy, pulls-muscles-while-sleeping body would throw itself off the roof in sheer, unadulterated spite if I ever dared try anything similar:

Ugh, total commenting fail. It's cool if you think this is no big deal and would have no qualms living in a serial killer's torture chamber: by all means, move in! Those of us who find this shit disturbing can find homes to live in where torture and murder weren't regularly committed. Everybody wins.

This will instantly date me, but when I was a kid, my mom's bible-thumping friend informed her that KISS stood for Knights in Satan's Service. Oh, she also only allowed her daughter to wear pastel (think pink) nail polish and absolutely no tube tops because you know, that meant you were looking for sex aka slutty. …

I don't understand why fashion editors still have these just laying around. In my country the indigenous people also have sacred items and you would never ever want to see a didgeridoo on the front of a magazine even being touched by a woman.

She looks like she has to go potty.

"Gourmet Hot pocket"

He's lost her. He doesn't know it yet but he has. Game over dude.

The few wedding invitations that I've received have all spelled out the numbers for the date.

This is one of the most interesting "intentionally not getting the joke" comments I've ever seen. Does anyone not know that USD->GBP is 1.5-ish?

We highlight and use post-it notes, it is a very academic endeavor.

That was in Billings- Roughly 400 miles away. Completely different jurisdiction.

Hahaha! You totally got me there. *hands over feminist card*

Have you seen the thing on Buzzfeed about cats? I literally sobbed my way through lunch yesterday.