Sad, sad, sad.

I'm going to be 57 on Saturday, which is 5 years older than my mother was when she died. It gets weirder every year.

Agreed. There are so many countries where it's expected for the parents to live with the children in their later years. Here, the elderly are filed away when they're no longer productive. I'm gonna be 57 in 3 days, I need to join the Gray Panthers.

What about the apartment below her? Wouldn't things start...seeping?

You have the greatest icon ever. And name.

THIS is pertinent to mah interests!

Did she ever get her boob job disaster fixed?

I had a colonoscopy in August, and started the all-liquid diet two days earlier than necessary. It was very interesting: lemon jello, black coffee and chicken broth. I lost about three lbs. I would do it again, sans procedure.

Looks like he's saying, "Oh, my...something something caught!"

Yaaaaaasssss is perfect.

Dustin's #2! Cabbagepatching 4 LYFE!

The name Leona Helmsley popped into my head just now.

I ruined the pancakes a couple weekends ago, due to my frying pan going from non-stick to stick. My observant son gave me a very nice one yesterday, and I'm so happy.

That's an excellent idea. I have an almost complete set of Good Housekeeping cookbooks, gonna start perusing.

My favorite cat gif!

Buncha bastards.

I had the flu all of christmas week last year. Luckily, the bosses gave us the week off and I got to stay in bed the entire time.

I have the feeling Charlie Hunnam would have a much more liberated attitude toward going to a BDSM club. Plus, DAT ASS! See what we're missing?

Day-um. Gotta figure out how to save this on my phone.

Remember the McDonald's commercial some years back where the kids are skating on the pond and the one little boy gets left behind? The part where Ronald McDonald lifts him up and they go skating around would get me sniffling.