Just don't click! There is no WAY you can claim this headline as clickbait that made you come here & get tricked into reading patented Shrayber vileness— he laid it allll out there for you in 63 characters. If you clicked on this headline saying what it says, all God's mercy on your pearls.

He doesn't even work in our office. He just gets to work without pants on, remotely.

And who kneads a yeast infection? Not me.

Maybe he has a special condition where his bruises are invisible to others.

Zimmerman was hacked up with a machete in comparison to this garbage. There's nothing on his neck but that damn ruler.

It's so weird. There's this thing you can do to remove some of the uncertainty and investigate the evidence ... what is it? What is it? OH YEAH. A TRIAL.

And the most condescending press conference possible.

what "young black woman" would feel empowered by this? i didn't know that nicki's fan base consisted of only "young black women".

Um, not for nothing, but Jezebel was only concerned about Jennifer Lawrence. The WoC who were hit? Yeah, the silence was deafening. No one came to Jill Scott's defense. No one came to Gabrielle's. It is what it is, I guess.

I once went on a date with a guy who stiffed a waitress on her tip and I never spoke to him again. Please explain to me how someone marries and has children with someone willing to throw a chicken at another human being who is waiting on them? Also, the manager from that story was a huge asshat.

Yeah, McConaughey, let's make sure we keep the spirit of the 1930s alive when it comes to race relations.

I don't know why, but Drake almost always seems to wear a 'breaking up speech' look on his face.

I think it's kind of making fun of that fact that R&B isn't usually socially responsible.

People's childhoods were ruined by warning about racism...

Except in cases where the adult is in positions of power. It is always illegal for a teacher to engage in sexual relations with a minor student. Whether that student is over the age of consent or not. The power dynamics are not equal.

So what we need to do is stop trying 16-year-olds as adults, not fuck more 16-year-olds.

i wanna make love in this club with someone who will consent

Yeah, if anything the roles should've been reversed and Teairra should've been marketed as the good girl. Rihanna has said multiple times that she didn't like "little Beyonce" act they forced her into which is why she fired her stylist.

A part of me thinks that her label just didn't know how to handle an R&B singer. Rihanna didn't blow up until the GGGB era and that was after trial and error. Def Jam also didn't market Teairra well...her music was not age appropriate and her album was explicit.

On the one had, yes. All your points are valid. On the other hand, Ariana is being accused of being downright shitty to fans, not forgetting to say thank you. And this is coming from someone who thought she was the only tolerable thing about Victorious. I love her voice and her music. (Real talk, both her albums are…