First, white privilege just means that you acknowledge that society has been built (by white people) to provide white people (presumably you) with advantages people of color don’t get. That means white people get jobs that people of color don’t have access to, or aren’t interrogated (or killed) for small traffic…

Paint “RAPIST” on it!

NEW ZEALAND.

I need to put a lot of thought into my decision if my love for Peter Dinklage cancels out my hate for Adam Sandler. But Peter stopped responding to my calls, letters, ravens and texts.

THIS IS THE JOKE YOU GUYS

omg did you just solve depression? Mind blown.

I’ve suggested this before. Edit out Cosby. Replace (scene for scene) with Hannibal Buress in the role of Dr. Huxtable.

Other option: SIT DOWN IF YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOUR FLAILING PENIS

Indubitably.

I think we have to remember she was 16.*

Tooth fairy always left me random spare change. $0.47 this time, $0.82 that time. It was as if she had no plan when I lost my teeth and made it up on the fly.

This happens a lot in female dominated spaces, the guys get some kind of special cookie just for daring to enter feminine spaces and not being hostile. It drives me nuts, because on the other hand any woman who dares enter a male dominated space gets shouted over and marginalized right away.

Thank you, Ms. Rowling! Also, please do not publish a manuscript thirty years from now, in which we find out Harry has grown old and intolerant of Muggles.

that was his target shooting gun, not his black people killing gun...

Isn’t there a 1% joke in here?

This must be that slippery slope we were warned about. Gay marriage leads to gay sex!

“Homosexual Acts”

?????

If it ain’t Priscilla, she ain’t the queen