But if everyone handling the candybar wears gloves (a condom) it’s as good as new. :)

Um, please don’t talk about cock rings like that. They deserve better.

All of this bullshit comes from our general population’s scientific illiteracy. It’s scary how little students are expected to know about biology and medicine by the time they graduate high school. Most are totally incapable of comprehending how vaccines work. At the end of the year, I devoted two entire lessons to…

SEND HIM OVER HERE I’LL TELL YOU IF HE’S REALISTIC

More realistic than Pennsatucky’s magical perfect teenage (?) boyfriend of respect and orgasms.

The same stuntwomen said that it’s also hard to get male stunt coordinators to consider how many available roles could go to a female stunt artist. “It’s hard to get the guys to think that a few of those cops or soldiers could be women,” she says.

I don’t think that’s a very good description of those two mayors. Dick rings and anal beads actually please some people.

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

Gee, it’s almost like religion is a huge and multifaceted system that means different things to different people.

Yea I’m pretty sure the free ladies thing was created by dudes to get more chicks into the bar so it’s not a sausage fest.

I say you call them an odd, because they literally can’t even.

That’s what I told my cousin, Racist Craig.

Totally stealing this because it is AMAZEBALLS! (It made me laugh out loud.)

Now THAT’S a flag burn.

Megan Faux?

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You know what would make me forgive GQ for this? If they shot an identical version with Taylor Kitsch straddling Colin Ferrell.

And people are still blaming what happened to those innocent people on mental illness. White people must be humanized at all costs. Notice that when the police found him, they gave him a vest and didn’t handcuff him. The life of a white man who kills black people has value but the life of a black child who holds a…

Tina Fey maybe? As the female equivalent to Louis C K? I know she’s a couple degrees better looking than him, but