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It’s adorable when men are suddenly confronted with a reality that women have dealt with their whole lives, and completely fail to see the hypocrisy in their reaction to it.

jesus fucking christ what the fuck

Well I graduated in 2005 and we had a scandal that year when one of the teachers left his wife and married a girl who had been in the year above me. I mean, we all thought he was creepy as hell but she copped just as much slut shame-y gossip and side-eye. At least he didn’t get to keep teaching though, so progress?

Maybe they think periods are basically like mini abortions every month that we don’t let our precious baby egg life get fertilized. Maybe PMS is god’s punishment for killing all our egg babies!

Yep. Or it could be a cover up for the injuries she got when she was arrested, like maybe someone came into the cell and she had blacked out or whatever from the head injuries and they panicked and tried to cover their asses.

I read that as ‘Butt jokes’

I came here to say exactly this. :D

Is this why guys think virgins will be ‘clingy’?

Nice one. I used to work as a kids entertainer and one of my favourite gigs was when I was hired to entertain the kids at a wedding while the grownups did their thing :) got my biggest ever tip that night too!

For real, someone at Jezebel needs to post the full recap of this movie spliced together from the comments in this thread.

*raises hand* I too grew up with a ‘hotter’ sister, so I got a lot of the hot sister comments followed by a fumbling attempt to make me feel better. The best neg, however, came a couple years after high school after I lost 20kg. It was from my sister (the following should be read in a complaining tone): “You’re like,

Oh man, apparently at a family reunion I was too young to remember, my uncle (a plastic surgeon) was speaking proudly about how lovely my 16 year old cousin was. “An when she’s old enough we’ll get her nose fixed, and then she’ll be truly beautiful!” In front of everyone, including my cousin.

Wasn’t the pencil challenge a thing ages ago? I remember it in high school. If you can hold a pencil under your boob then you shouldn’t go braless, or something

The average American’s fear of being murdered by an animal in Australia is roughly equivalent to my fear of being murdered by a gun-totin’ nut job in America.

Yeah, well, we have gun laws, so

I emailed you yesterday about an incident in Sydney where a trans woman got bashed in a pub in Newtown. Should I send it to the tips address instead? I live in Sydney, and while I know this is an American site it would be cool to see more stories about Australian issues other than cute baby hippos and flirty jurors :)

AMAZING

This needs more stars

That ship sailed at the last federal election