I mean, statistically one or two of them have to be, right?

I went on a date with a guy last week who legitimately believed that most rapes are committed by men with some kind of mental illness. Like, I appreciate that you find the idea so horrible that you can’t imagine a typical guy being capable of such a thing, but sadly you are very wrong.

Wait, is it illegal to have boobs?

I think that it’s male pronouns because Bruce has said he prefers male pronouns at this stage. I have a friend who came out to me as trans very recently too, and when I asked he told me he wants to keep using male pronouns and his boy name until he finishes telling people and starts seeing the therapist. Other people…

YES. I fucking love this show and nobody I know has even heard of it

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Can you send some of them back? I live in Sydney and cannot find a decent one.

It’s happened to me like three times in a row now, I’m convinced there’s something wrong with me.

Or a rape victim.

WOW the bit at the end about the strip club was just the icing on the cake

I was just trying to figure out yesterday if I should watch Carnivale. Is it worth it or will I just be left frustrated?

This, exactly. Plus I came here to add that since this woman contacted Jezebel in the first place it is likely that she will read these comments. How horrible that she should have to see yet another comnent about how 'hot' she was at her sickest.

So who was the world's oldest person before she turned 117?

I got a 'happy birthday' text from my ex on my birthday last year. I responded with 'Thanks!! Sorry, who is this?' :D :D

I had really excellent whale meat at a festival on an island in northern Norway. I tried it once off a grill with bbq sauce in a bread roll, then again raw as part of a fancy meal in this restaurant tent that became a dance tent after 11. Both were delicious.

Ok this didn't happen to me, but when we were about 18 my best friend ate a cockroach on a dare. It had been soaking for a while in (if I recall correctly) some kind of moonshine. Somebody challenged her to a coin-flip, and if she lost she had to take a swig and eat the cockroach. We were a little drunk already and…

I was one of the kids who had a severe reaction to the MMR vaccines. Had a pretty bad fever from the vaccination when I was one, and have permanent hearing loss in both ears as a result. It was one in a million, but it does happen.

To be fair, there have been cases of bad reactions to vaccines. I was one of them- got a horrible fever and permanent hearing loss when I was 18 months old after the MMR vaccine.

Same here! I was like, 4 when I learned to read fluently so I kinda just always knew. We never had the talk. Though it probably would have been good to get a little more information about the reasons people have sex beyond baby-making, because I remember having a huge argument with my best friend when we were 14…

In Australia we say 'undies' :D