'SORRY ASSLIFE'

I'm saving this gif and keeping it for ever and ever

She.

Seriously? I was expecting, like, spiders to crawl out of his face or something.

I feel like we had this unspoken agreement in our family where my sister and I knew that Santa and the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny weren't real, and our parents knew we knew, but we all played along with it anyway.

Some idiot from an anti-islam group was removed from the scene for going off on a rant about Muslims. The group's facebook page also had a post urging 'Australians' to 'converge' on Lakemba (basically trying to provoke a race riot) though I think the post has been removed now.

You realise our police are allowed to have guns, right?

I'm in Sydney too! Inner west so a bit away from the events. I just talked to my housemate though and apparently one of his friends is in the same building in an office above the coffee shop! I've had quite a few friends report being evacuated from the area as well. Scary :/

It's Monday here in Sydney (we live in the future!) The news broke around 9 or 10 this morning (it is 1pm now). Gawker reported it as happening on Sunday too. Please change this as it could be confusing for people familiar with different time zones. It makes it seem like the hostages have been kept overnight when…

I want to believe your real names are Marilyn and Carolyn, and you share an online persona all over the internet.

It's called Plague Inc. and it is WAY fun.

haha, yes! I've recently discovered pouring powdered onion soup mix over my popcorn but.. I'm weird with food. I think I got the idea from when I went to Norway last year and the movie popcorn had like five kinds of powder seasoning you could dump on top. So good.

Fun fact: Vasectomies were considered illegal and immoral in Australia until 1970 when my grandfather (a doctor and humanist) persuaded the Humanist Societies of each of the 6 Australian States to sponsor lists of doctors who were willing to perform the procedure.

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

Has anyone been watching The Mindy Project (starring Mindy Kaling from The Office)? I really like how in the show, her dress size is a total non-issue, as is her race. Pretty rare that you see non-caucasian, let alone 'curvier' women in the lead role in anything.