Well, speaking from the authors’ side of things, it sure bothers the hell out of us when cover models don’t match our character descriptions. If you’re contracted with a publisher, as an author, you can voice your opinion on the cover (Maybe. Not all publishers ask for your input at all.), but it’s ultimately out of…

He’s a former Marine who goes on covert missions and in his off time does it to the ladies.”

Om my gosh now I’m picturing my 80-year-old grandmother (who can walk just fine) riding around on one of those things rounding all these young men up like some kind of horny octogenarian sheepdog...

Did they circle the scooters around the perimeter of the room to keep the male models from escaping?