“Visit scenic Detroit.”

Out of curiosity, does Ford offer “American Delivery” as an option? We should really be selling the Germans on the idea of the Great American Road Trip when we sell them a Mustang.

This is surprising, considering the last Mustang we sent them was received with decidedly less enthusiasm.

Why would you want to burden him with one of those? Don't you think he deserves to have a good time while riding after his years of service?

I’m going to guess you’re one of “those” quarter mile assholes.

Well we don’t want to offend them so we better just wait until they start killing us instead.

Dear VW, I’ll have my '11 Golf 6MT all shined up and ready for that full purchase price buy back. Just let me know which dealer in Seattle to drop it off at. I’d prefer Carter, but since I bought it at University, I’ll understand if that’s where it needs to go. Make sure you take care when you make out the check, a…

You can’t prove that R/T is not Motortrend

“I’m unclear on the finer differences between an APC, a Tank, and Mobile Armored Artillery.”

“I see you’re passing the sound barrier”

Well, not with that attitude

Not with that kind of attitude.

She is, in all fairness, prettier and faster than Chris Evans.

Troll harder.

You boys like Meh-he-co?

Honey? Have you seen my key to the Internet?... It's a card... It has a little gold thing thing on it. Someone wrote on it in Sharpie... I don't know why they wrote on it... Yes, that does seem like an odd thing to do. Please, honey, focus. Have you seen it? It's importa... No, I'm not being short with you....…