Lifting the text word-for-word from another source (here, the NY Daily News) is commonly known as plagiarism and will get you expelled from any self-respecting university.

It’s too bad there’s only room in the world for one young likable actress at a time.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

Funny timing of post. I warmed up my wife last night, which turned into “don’t stop”. No toys, no penetration, nada. Just a few fingers on the hot button. She came once, then had a monstrous orgasm the second time. I then got oral till I finished, followed by a neck and back massage until I fell asleep.

It’s Shep, he gets a pass. He gave this great rant on air yesterday about people criticizing the Pope for being too ‘political’:

You listening, Patricia Arquette?

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

The problem is that the Catholic church is fundamentally a hierarchical organization which vests ultimate spiritual power in the ordained officers of the church; the cardinals, the bishops, the parish priests, and so on. To remove that authority would render the Catholic church no more than just yet another Protestant…

there by the grace of God go I... I am a recovering heroin addict, clean for 6 years thanks to suboxone and a loving and supportive family. I grew up middle class, got started with painkillers for chronic pain and was on and off heroin/pilss for years, as well as coke. I stole from my parents, my jobs, my friends. I…

I knew people who tried heroin in the nineties. Some people tried it once. Some people fell down a hole into complete self destruction and have never really recovered.

I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…

Oh, I see. But a formal excommunication is and has been pretty rare for a long time in the Church, fwiw. I think the more typical situation is called excommunication latae sententiae, which is, essentially, default excommunication for a heretical act.

Before the comments dissolve into angry cries of “we don’t need to be forgiven” (which, don’t get me wrong, is a fair point), it should be pointed out that this is a step in the right direction. If priests can absolve the sin, then it is in a sense less serious. If it is less serious, then it will be more acceptable.…

Wow, a pope who acknowledges the realities and sometimes difficult choices of a woman’s life and her right to make them and receive absolution. A welcome revolution in catholic thought and preaching.

That’s a load of bullshit right there. The anger is not at monogomy, it’s at liars. People who trick their partners in to believing they are in fact in to one partner and only one partner. This isn’t about people not being progressive, open minded or whatever else garbage is currently tossed out. In fact, it’s the…

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

as a casual Catholic, thinking about how angry this Pope makes mainstream American conservative Catholics (specifically, rick santorum) just warms my cold little heart.

I was in my early twenties, and bemoaning the fact that I was single to one of my girlfriends. I was busy feeling sorry for myself, and blamed it on my weight. My friend looked at me and said, “It’s not your weight. I mean, look at me- *I’m* not obese and I’m single!”