The best are the comments from Mansplainin' Dudes pissed off about it all.

@DreamingInGreen: Especially since it is now scheduled to come on AT 10 PM.

Huh. I must be doing it wrong. I'm neither staying home from work to find a husband OR voting multiple times in REAL elections.

@Raeann was taken: Don't swim with them. Chlorine is just diluted bleach.

@Jenna Sauers: Thanks! The book was fabulous, and he should be heavily promoting it, I just had some dejavu reading his comments.

I'm confused. Was this a book reading? Because the Hoover story and the story about him making up with Anna are in the book, almost verbatim. Did I misread something?

@itsonreserve: except John Hamm wasn't JOHN HAMM when the show came out, right? That's before he was cast as Don Draper.

One of my favorite parts of the evening had to be Jane Krakowski coming out singing, and me turning to my partner and saying, "Damn. I wish she'd do 'Muffin Top'."

Where can I get a glitter bra that looks like hands are holding my tatas in?

I have mixed feelings about this. On one hand, its always good to expose more people to same sex couples and show that two men or women dancing together isn't gross or weird.

What happens if you full on fake a When Harry Met Sally orgasm during the pat down? Bcause from everything I have read about these, they're invasive enough that most guys woukdnt get that far on a first date. Maybe embarrass the TSA agent as much as they're embarrassing you?

@Libkat: Now they actually rub your boobs and pat your butt. They could at least buy you a drink first.

@lodown: Ironic, because we are told on a daily basis that they ARE necessities and if we don't have them we won't be good enough or pretty enough and, sadly, you are still more likely to make more money (or even get a job!) if you have the "right" look and the "right" clothes, etc.

@englishbreakfasttasteslikedarj...: I never let it sit around long enough to ponder the question. Straight up hoovered it.

Foodoshop of horrors?

@Penny: I love GOOP. It amazes me. And really is surprisingly applicable to everyone. Yes, there's completely expensive shit in the newsletters, but there's also a lot that isn't.

I just want that red skirt/white blouse outfit/dress combo thingy. In my closet. NOW.

If I had to pare it down I'd be 1940s with the gamine 50s and a splash of the 80s thrown in for good measure.

@prismatism is Team Bella: By all accounts, she is a royal pain in the ass to work with, and half asses it when she's on set. Which is apparently why she's gotten herself mostly written out of Gossip Girl. Also? Shock me, shock me, shock me with your deviant behavior, Taylor. Yes, you can say fuck a lot. Good for you.

How did I miss that Kristen Bell and Julianne Hough and Peter Gallagher and I assume his eyebrows are all in Burlesque?!