@panpaniscus: She used to be a ballet dancer. Shed be incredible.

@LadyMaracas: Sparkle, Neely! Sparkle!

@cloverchain: Ha! I noticed that as soon as it posted, but I'm on my iPad and it's finicky when it comes to editing, so I left it! Though I am also panicky even it comes to weeding. I have such a black thumb that I'm terrified I'm going to pull out Not A Weed.

Mr. LeKdeK has already told me there probably wont be an engagement, and more of a, "Hey, wanna get married today?" type thing.

@LaMorena: And he never once told her that he had talked to the students, that they understood their behavior to her was inappropriate, and she should be expecting apologies. None of that!

Will Schuester is officially the creepiest teacher on television. And that includes the dean from Community.

The BFF Example #1 is totally fun and awesome until she goes completely psycho and you spend the rest of your life terrified she's going to ruin your life for some unknown reason.

@yearthirtyone: Thanks! I know it's something you have to definitely think about when you don't have implants, since your breasts get so much bigger, but I didn't know if it was that big of a difference with implants.

@real_recognize_real: Also, you can do AMAZING things contouring with makeup. Like completely change what the shape of your nose looks like. Especially when the tip is the same.

Honest to goodness question: If you have implants, do you get saggy boobs post pregnancy? And if not, how would the "saggy boobs and stretch marks" be worth it, as the title indicates?

@stacyinbean: Truth. Or the speech about rainbows by the girl that didn't even go to school there.

Those are similar to shoes they had one model wear in n ANTM photoshoot recreating childhood photos. They were heeled toe shoes. Tying Jezebel together!

@ZiggyStarPuff loves Miz Jenkins too!: Smart handled it well, and Nancy Grace was so incredibly condescending, "You know, I understand, and I just thought that you would want to talk about this because victims so rarely bring up what happened with them even if it would help other people."

I am always amazed by Elizabeth Smart, especially how she's handled herself during the current trial. I have so much respect for her and am in awe of her strength.

@1girl: And the red head (Kaitlin?) didn't want to do the commercial w/ the guy b/c she was sexually harassed when she was younger and she was basically told to work through it and deal and they keep putting her in those situations.

@didntmeanto: That already happened. I don't remember the episode, but it was one of the location shoots, and the model was complaining because one of the male models was making her uncomfortable and touching her and making advances during the shoot. It showed in her pictures, and when she tried to explain herself at…

I think the black lipstick idea works best on fierce petite Russians that have mirror ball trophies. Because if you say anything about it they will blind you with their sequins, strangle you with fringe, then step on your feet in their stilettos. After they pull a leg warmer over your head you're toast.

The "Shes not really pregnant" has been a blind item for months.

@BlondeGoddess: It better be deliciously camp. I mean, I proudly own Spice World, so...

I cannot wait for Burlesque. Seriously cannot wait.