Oh haha! Skinny people are unhealthy! They're all skeletons!

@special_boots: I came straight to Jez from my Reader to say the exact same thing!

Not to make light of Ms. Lohan, but we are arou d the same age, and if I had unlimited funds and little responsibility, I would probably have a raging pill problem too. I just hope she gets the help she needs.

@Oryx: This had me laughing so hard. My boyfs dog likes to cuddle up during sex. What's sad is that we no longer really notice, since he is small and curls up by your ribs and promptly falls asleep, which is always good for a laugh. Exceptbthis weekend when dog farted in my face. That was a buzz kill.

OMG I thought of mine.

@womnofthenite: Amazing.

I'll happily have my dad walk me down the aisle if I get the chance. He's one of my best friends and strongest supporters, and my mom would be crying too hard to do it.

@saigon: Colbert is a SC native, which is probes where all the ridiculous love comes from

@Thus Spake KATE! is rude and not ginger.: I looove her! I worked my as off on her campaign when I was in school, and though she didn't win, she was so lovely and incredibly gracious and meeting her was worth the hours of canvassing in the heat.

Frankly, boy and I are both so exhausted when we finally see each other that reading or watching tv whilst cuddling is much nicer than sexy times.

@HannahBethD: Ive heard Miss USA referred to as Trash and Flash, while Miss America stills holds itself to be a scholarship competition. It's the talent and interviews that separate the two.

As much as I agree with this statement, Miss USA has simply had better marketing lately. Leaving Miss America to appear even more dated.

I love Mike Chang so much and now will be seeing Step Up: 3D Ants in Your Pants Say Word.

@thatsspinach: I watched Australia the other night and thought she was amazing.

Wait, seriously? That extra yard of fabric will make the $15,000 dress suddenly too expensive?

When I was in show choir we would stage at least one public, fake proposal a trip. Everyone always clapped.

@rd2uk: I just can't. The article is blatantly wrong. He didn't ask her stance on the immigration law. He asked if she thought a state should have the right to make such a law or if that power should stay with the federal government. She said that she believed in states rights, and that while she supported arizonas…

I kinda love the Clint Black quote about Inside the Actors Studio. And, it's nice to see a singer admit he doesn't know the first thing about acting!

The only thing that terrifies me about maybe one day marrying boyfriend Roo is wrangling up enough bridesmaids to match the slew of groomsmen he will inevitably have, when really all I will want is my sister and best friend from childhood.

I think hanging out with the gag was a great thing to happen to B. She went from awesome to MORE awesome by embracing her weird side.