@a_common_reader: That was my first thought when I watched this morning! "Did Tyra direct this?"

It was just awkward for me to watch - like it was so incredibly FORCED in the "LOOK AT ME I'M SEXXXY!" category.

I LOVE shorts. I would wear them to work if I could (dressier bermuda shorts, nothing too short), but alas - I'm not allowed. If it's over 80 degrees, I'm either in a skirt or shorts. I don't care how short the shorts are - I'll rock them anyways.

Background: My school district held Junior/Senior prom.

@DarlingGirl: I'm not a redhead and DO tan well, but I embraced my natural pallor this winter and enhanced it by going red. HOLY MAN. With the right coloring (this gorgeous coppery red), my pallor went from "girl you need to tan" to "HEY HOT VAMPIRE MAMA!" I am totally embracing and rocking this look for life. Buh-bye…

@HRH Your Cuntness aka likepenguins: The story says they were adopting him together, but Sandra is finalizing the adoption as a single parent. As far as why they didn't talk about him earlier, I know that she's always been really private, and maybe they wanted time as a family before all the craziness? That's just…

@SisterMaryMartha: Preach, lady.

@MakeMeSmile: This is one of the most beautiful videos I've ever seen. Her spirit is just... wow. I am in tears right now. It makes death in general seem so much less scarier after seeing how she celebrates life, and makes me appreciate all the love I've had in my life thus far.

I read this article right as it came out... SO MUCH HILARIOUS. My crew is already making t-shirts that say "It was ball, and it was juice."

I need to start up yoga again. My new gym has a warm (as opposed to hot) yoga class that I think I may try out.

This is why I don't like to ride with my roommate anywhere. She is CONSTANTLY on her Blackberry while driving. Yes, I understand you're in sales and constantly have to be connected, but for the love of God, wait until we're at Target to text your boss or one of your accountants back. Or give me the goddamn phone so I…

@notsodarling: OMG. The Ambien alarm clock was the first thing that made me guffaw. And the sci-fi one! DROIDS.

I also think it would have been funny slash meta to have Gabourey dress in drag as Keenan as a jab to the fact that Keenan plays EVERY black woman on this show.

I think the Steve Harvey sketch would have been better if he were able to pronounce all the Icelandic words, after stumbling over the English. What do I know, though?

@Kid Canada: Yes. We were going to go to Canadian prom together.

This. This was amazing.

@FrabjousDay: The drugstore I go to is 2 blocks from my office, and I usually go on my way to/from work and/or lunch, and though I still act like I'm a hot shot who never gets embarrassed, I am always praying that no one from my office walks in and sees my tampons, midol and pepto bismol.

I do the opposite - when I have to buy something, I don't make ANY attempt to hide it, daring people to say something, ANYTHING to me.

@GrummoreGrummersom: I was most distracted by the original TGIF line-up! It took me a bit to realize that was for ABC FAMILY. Disappointing... I thought I had figured out what to do with my Friday night.

@Newmy: I submitted to tips and emailed it in a couple times, and was really disappointed there was not more outrage about it. Alcohol = she was asking for it, more or less.