@CashMoneyHoney: I love the end of that exchange.

@Stacy Davis: The magic of Downy Wrinkle Release!

@Pandorasvoicebox: Seeing as his mom died when he was 10, this would have to be a theoretical paid position. #marcusbuckingham

So, since I don't withhold sex and am usually the one begging for it... am I not woman?!

@linnyt is a walking cliché: I tell my boyfriend that he needs a mom to live with him and take care of him. Not me, not a wife - a mom. Who will do his laundry and clean the house but still make him cook dinner a couple times a week and take out the trash and pick up his dirty socks. #marcusbuckingham

@Rabbitty: This actually would make more sense though, as Butt-ler has said he wants to date a dumb pretty girl, and Jessica seems to have a thing for "manly men." #jessicasimpson

6 cookies for me IS a small meal. #cookiediet

Earrings are a normal swimming rule - any jewelry at all (including hair ties on your wrists) can result in an automatic DQ.

I'm going as the Little Mermaid, but as "Normal Ariel," not "Sexy Ariel," because that hussy dressed like a tramp every day. #halloweencostumes

@wednesdayam: "Never trust a criminal who wears flannel..."

Growing up in the religious south and growing into an independent-thinking liberal, I'm not too worried about the future of the country based on that answer.

@funnyface: I'm so curious to try one if it weren't for the IMMINENT DANGER of having a vibrating stick that close to my eyebals. #sarahhaskins

Yay Carol Hannah! CofC Honors College class of '07 REPRESENT! #christinaaguileraprojectrunway

@Katxyz: I'm 5'10" and still get asked these on a regular basis. I usually tell them I don't play ball sports, as anyone who has watched me try can attest to. #onion

Can we put HIM in a hot air balloon and send him across Colorado?

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but DSPN has a crystal clear description of this, for those who are slow like me:

@hfree: And the new font! Oh... the new font. It burns.

@Eleanor Ramilly: Boyf and I are friends thru my work account, but neither of us are listed in a relationship either - if you know us, you know we're together. I was amazed at how much it helped our relationship tho not being inside each other's heads all day.

My boyf and I just aren't internet friends at all, period. We know we both have accounts and could look at them if we wanted to, but there was far less drama and more to talk about when we stepped out of each other's internet bubble. Now we just email throughout the day when we have time, and it seems to work the best.

I'm actually glad they DIDN'T only focus on her writing! Yes! She's adorable! She's smart, but we don't have to SHOW she's smart with her glasses and her typewriter!