@bluebears: I didn't see this before I posted my reply, but yeah. The girl with the bf and the purple Uggs, while they were playing ice hockey.

Yawn. Someone on the latest Rock of Love busted an implant playing ice hockey. She was a total witch though, and everyone laughed her ass off the show.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: QUICK! WHERE'S TYRA TO TEACH HER HOW TO SMIZE?!

Q: Reason for Abortion?

I feel so enlightened* now. Thank you, Anonymous Commentors from Memorial High!

This was the "new trend" 3 years ago when my sister got married.

I believe this mystical, magical, matriarcal land is called "Herland" and was written up in 1915 by Charlotte Perkins Gilman.

@stew: My family's polish and my sister had a money dance at her wedding - I don't think she knew about it, but it wasn't a huge deal. It was actually nice because everyone got a chance to dance with both the bride and groom. I live in the south, so if everyone thought it were tacky everyone would have said…

@ithacabaron: I find them ridiculously comfortable. My boyfriend hates them and constantly threatens to steal/burn/hide them, but they're great in the rain or when you need something more substantial than flip-flops.

I grew up in a very loving house with very minimal fighting, but I do love a good row once in a while. TRex, the dear that he is, doesn't understand the point of arguing for the sake of it, so he's quick to squash my fight attempts.

I know it's hard work you guys, but I do appreciate you putting for the effort to be friends with me...

@morninggloria: Um, nevermind, I just reread what you wrote and obvs need some coffee before commenting.

@Dictator for Life: I keep my relationship status blank, as does my boyfriend. To take it a step further, we're not even Facebook friends. We don't read each others blogs, we don't Twitter to each other - we try to keep our relationship in the real world.

@Alwaystheangel: Same here. What's even more creepy is how I cross my legs. I cross my leg, than hook the foot attached to the leg on top around the bottom leg. It looks like some of the crotch where her bottom leg attaches was nipped, which makes the photoshopping look a bit overzealous, but it doesn't stand out to…

@Office Hussy: Until Dove started making their awesome clinical protection deodorant, I only wore men's deodorant. My boyfriend had no clue until I told him.

@cherrycocoapuff: Your first mistake was actually trying to USE the toolkit. That's what the menfolk are for. And the lesbians.

@Stagtasticfantastic: I'm at mercy of my bosses and company owners if I want to keep my job. I have to follow a dress code. I have to behavior certain ways. I have to listen to someone speak for up to 2 hours at a time and pay attention even if it is boring. I have to work with others I many not like and/or get along…

I don't know many home schoolers, but the ones I did know (through sports teams and other extra curricular activities) were always a bit awkward and stand offish. The thing about going to a public or private school and being around other kids is learning to socialize and deal with the bullying and what have you. You…

This just makes me angry.

@Ultraprison!: Ugh. My boyfriend's dog ALWAYS walks over my boobs, or he likes to do this thing at night where he lays between us in rigor mortis, completely stretched out applying all the pressure he can to his back and feet between us, and he ALWAYS pushes off my boobs. That's when the boy knows it's time to get…