@NefariousNewt:I had an older lady at Target berate me for refusing a bag for my TAMPONS. I also feel like that's a celebratory purchase - "NO BABIES, YALL!"

The guy I dated when I lived in Hawaii lived in a teeny little town that just had a general store. We actually bought them out of condoms over the course of the 2 months we were together on the island. That's probably my most embarrassing*/awesome condom story. EMPTYING THE STORE.

What about the french braider thingy? It was like a 3 tonged piece of plastic that labeled the parts "Moon valley" and "star prarie" instead of just 1 2 and 3, so they would tell you to remove the hair from moon valley and add it to star prarie and it all got really confusing.

I actually wrote about my experience with the antigym here.

Do you think MJ has Hanes for that?

@AthertonMerriweather: Which actually isn't much different than fighting Voldemort.

MSNBC! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! When did you decide it was okay to use THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER as a source?

I don't watch Big Brother, but Jesse just reminds me of Joey Tribbiani from Friends

@Penny: Hello!

Re: Womenz and the work dress code. I wish I could dismiss the following clip as farce, but I had essentially the same conversation with our 23 year old admin this week (I'm 24), but instead of "YOU NEED TO WEAR A BRA" it was "YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR CLEAVAGE IN CHECK"

If I move in with a boyfriend, it's because it's a serious relationship that I could see potentially ending in marriage. I wouldn't view it as "trial marriage" though - it'd be the two of us cohabitating because we love each other and want to see each other.

I personally love writing love letters. Maybe they do tend to be sappy and over the top, but I have a tendency to fall hard and fast and it reflects the way I feel. The best is the reminder of the love that was there. On of my exes had to hire a personal assistant to get his life in order, and when she stumbled across…

My boyfriend and I weren't officially boyfriend and girlfriend for the first 4 months of our relationship, though we were "exclusive" after the first month. We started having sex the 3rd week.

@ceenee: What's a recent movie though for Demi? (I'm cinematically challenged)

BI - Sandra Bullock? I don't know if she was ever HIGHEST, but she's certainly on a lot of top 10 lists.

@Ofmyself: Yeah, adn the dismissal of Natasha because she wouldn't "open up" in therapy when she flat out said, "I'm not ready for this. I made the first step, but I'm not ready." You can't FORCE someone to have a psychological breakthru just because they're on a tv show. Same with Risky. These women didn't need a…

I was a live in nanny for a year. The family I worked for was going through a divorce, which they conveniently "forgot" to tell me during the interview process, and the mom spent the majority of her time in a different state with her new boyfriend.

I had a picnic blanket wrapped around me at No Doubt last week.

Aw, shit bags. Am I on fricking time delay?

@magics-johnson: I like Kennyi.