@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Plus, The Princess is running sideline interviews!!!

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Hello lovely! I was a champion speller myself back in the day, so I get a kick out of these kiddos.

This little sassy girl is going to be fantasy fodder for all these awkward homeschooled boys for years.

Please tell me you peoples are watching the spelling bee.

Le sigh. I need to add "Unhinging my jaw and swallowing my prey whole" to my list of things NOT to do on a boat.

@PilgrimSoul: Why would anyone assume we think?! We can't bother our pretty little heads with things lik-

Dear Megan Fox,

The hair up top to the hair below analogy was PERFECT.

@pandorasmittens: The only reason I would expect the onstage question to be a smaller percentage is because its still relatively new to Miss USA and Miss USA has always focused purely on finding the pretty girl, not the smart talented and pretty girl.

OK. Here's my issue with this.

@spunkay: I don't think there's anything wrong with recognizing that certain styles work better on certain body types than others. I was blessed with really long legs, which is awesome, except that I can't wear shorts or sundresses or skirts to my (casual) office because even though they cover everything they need…

They don't mask their bodies - they show them how fit and proportion and style can enhance the shape you have. If you already have issues with your waist, why wear something that highlights that part of your body in a negative way when you can wear something that makes your waist something you're proud of in the body…

I hated that my parents had a facebook account (seriously - a SHARED facebook account. There name is (actual names changed, but same effect) John andJane Smith. Then when I was home this week my dad was talking about how he found all these friends from high school that he was reconnecting with and how awesome it…

Has anyone SEEN the latest J. Crew catalogue? It's fantastic as always, but there's DEFINITELY more of a Michelle spin on how things are styled. I love it, it's classy, it's gorgeous, it's becoming. I dont' think you can ignore that she has impacted fashion in some way - all of the sudden it's becoming a little…

Best Week Ever actually had the best response to this. Basically calling out the media for hating on her looks and being surprised that she was talented. "Really?! An average looking person can have great talent?!"

@UkraineNotWeak: Is he allowed to sleep with girls younger than the combined total score of the game?

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Universal Sports? I don't know it existed until 2 weeks ago, and this is the 2nd curling event I've watched on this channel since I discovered it. LOVE.IT.

@toolcity: Hike Red Rocks, spend at least one night drinking on Tavern's rooftop, drink a lot of water so the altitude doesn't fuck you up, and you can always get good cheap Rockies tickets from people standing around the stadium before the game.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: What up, yo?! I started 3, 4 weeks ago? And already the pants I bought right before I started working out that fit PERFECTLY are way too big. Too bad I loved those pants, but still. Results.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: My biggest problem is that I'm up super early every day to hit the pool before work, so 9 pm rolls around and I'm exhausted. Last thing I want to do is get another dizzying workout in.