@Playoff_Beard: I have a weird, unhealthy obsession with curling. I actually own "Curling for Dummies" even though I've never actually watched a match in real life or played.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: Of course! I want my life to be a musical.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: Just that first night. Friday's are pretty hard to find free. I'm about to punch my workout partner in the face as well, and going to the Turn would mean seeing him a lot more.

@toolcity: Curling's on Universal Sports. Just sayin...

Awesome as always. Watching Sound of Music and drinking more wine than necessary. Avoiding downtown b/c its opening weekend and people are insane. (Un)Luckily(?), after this week, no one in Denver will care about the Rockies again and I'll be able to go to any game I want quite easily, esp. since my new office is…

What's going on, peeps?

@Business_Socks: MY BIRTHDAY'S IN LESS THAN A MONTH AND A HALF!!!

@Saberhagendaaz: McConaughey with one shirt on?

@Lizabelle: Understandable. Now you just have to figure out what pizza places have the hottest delivery boys and smuggle your beer in in water bottles.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: I vote for the vest. A man in a good vest can be panty-drop worthy if worn the right way.

@Lizabelle: Having a life's overrated. I'm spending my weekend holed up in the boy's (boyless) house not leaving and not really talking to anyone.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: There's dozens of cases going on like this across the nation, unfortunately. And, yes, these cases are what I was referring too. Because apparently the criminal can also be the victim?

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: I'd go with faux tuxedo. Unless you're feeling snazzy. Then go dapper with a tux.

@Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask: Only slightly. MySpace will hopefully be dead by the time she's old enough to be on it.

@MrRedDevil: Life is rough, man.

Also: The women's world CURLING championships are on right now.

@MrRedDevil: I used to play it with the 8 and 10 year old I nannied for. It's just so witty.

@World B. Free: The PC commercial with the little girl makes me angry. Don't her guardians know that unsupervised computer time will eventually lead to her middle school self posting mostly naked pictures of herself on MySpace which will cause her to be charged with the felony distribution of child pornography,…

@MrRedDevil: Lego Indiana Jones is amazing! I haven't played much of the Star Wars, but I've played the entire Indiana Jones Lego game.

Hey kids. What's going on?