By god, it’s a 3 box sedan with an open trunk. 

Some people are born boot lickers.

Ding ding ding!

I just hope it comes with stability control as standard equipment. Nobody wants to spin - flat or otherwise - in their new truck.

You know, Chevy did the Spark and Volt. That was cute.

Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

I’m the crazy old guy who screams “the end is near” “the malaise era is coming back”. We have all the signs: people wants only large cars, fuel prices are all over the place, some cars are just getting way too tacky (I’m looking at you BMW, with the illuminated M badges on the seats and the illuminated grill), trucks…

I just noticed it doesn't even have a dumb plastic cover over the engine.  I wonder if that's a clue just how much Toyota raised the white flag here.

OMG, this thing makes me so sad inside.  The absolute nothingness of it all is actually a bit frightening.

I think you underestimate how DISGUSTINGLY RICH Bezos is, and how much of a drain on US social programs and infrastructure his company is. Bezos’ being THAT rich, affects the entire country.

Removing safeguards for ordinary workers is one of the biggest accomplishments of the 80s, 90s,2000s. Do you think a Union Job would allow drivers to pee/poop in a bag while making deliveries?

“No, no, no... this sucker’s electrical, but it requires a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.”

Of course it affects you, you just aren’t aware of it. He doesn’t make millions a year, he makes a millions of dollars every hour. To be more precise about 13 million every hour. To believe that doesn’t warp the functioning of the world you live in is incredibly myopic.

I stood and chatted to the CEO on an non-press day at GIMS a couple of years ago. Obviously, I didn’t realise until afterwards or I would have asked for a proper interview. (🤦‍♂️) He just seemed like a very interesting exec who wanted to interact with stand-goers.

It’s an interesting thing that’s happened over the last 30-40-50 years maybe. pendulum has certainly moved from workers’ rights/working condition to heavy support for the c-suite (not even counting the “rockstar” CEOs).

We’ve really vilified the poor. You’re poor because you’re dumb or don’t work hard. And speaking up…

Why is it so many people worship the rich? The cost of having billionaires like Jeff Bezos is thousands of people pissing in bottles in warehouses and overworked drivers like this guy.

Murdered-out Prius. For when filling up that Duramax bit into your monthly disability too much but you don’t want the other fine specimens in your local militia to think you’ve become some kind of queer. 

Thanks! I can only imagine what kind of time I put into that stuff back then. Related to this, I had an entire room for my LEGO city which included a paper currency I also designed myself in PowerPoint and MS Paint. And a town of cardboard buildings for my Hot Wheels/Matchbox collection. Though I think those two…

I LOVED those folding cars when I was a kid. Mid 90's when I was around 7 years old I saw a folding paper car maybe as an advertisement in a paper airplane book. I thought the idea was brilliant and developed my own hand-drawn blueprint and made the entire NASCAR field at the time. A few years later I learned enough…

This thing: