Look, you’re right, but I think you’re whole “try me” schtick is misplaced here. The point of this isn’t about Taiwan, really. It’s about a president who has no fucking idea what he’s doing wading into extremely tricky international waters. And if you’re going to pretend that it’s in the best interest of ANYBODY - us,…

Goddamn if Trump doesn’t remind me of that John Hughes’ movie, “Baby’s Day Out.” Close call after close call.

No. I am 93% confident that Kayleigh McEnany is an actual demon.

Still can’t watch the news, so I don’t know what’s going on here, but I just came to say that Rep. Ellison is beloved in MN. Even the people who hate his politics still respect the guy because of his absolute devotion to his district and his state. He has deeply held and very strong convictions, but he is not an…

That has got to be the most boring account of an“alien encounter” I’ve ever read. There’s no way there could be any rational explanation for that at all, nope.

I seriously don’t know how to fight something like this.

Orwell had it wrong. My vision of the future is not a boot stamping on a human face - it’s “me, banging my head against a desk, forever.”

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. The media has to hop on everything and it’s wrong.”

OH FUCK THIS BITCH CAN GET RIGHT OUT OF MY GODDAMN STATE.

I bet if you hold her against your ear and listen closely, you’ll hear the ocean.

We call that Freedom Foam.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

Thank you for this article.

As a Muslim American who spent the night consoling friends and family members, please, do not be jaded. As ridiculous as that sounds, it’s literally my only request. Because jadedness lends itself to apathy, and if there were ever a time to actually care about anything, it’s now, facing a clown president and a fascist…

I would literally rather go to The Upside Down.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

He’s in the penalty box for ruffing

I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…