You’re grumpily complaining about the kids on your lawn not recognizing old consoles while you yourself got them mixed up. Yeah, sorry, I think you are that old.

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

“Subwoofer saber” is my new favorite term.

Funny, my girlfriend (who’s not a fan) had a somewhat opposite comment: she thought the movie’s soundtrack was basically non-stop with no moments of quiet. Which isn’t quite true, but I admit, I get where she’s coming from.

Fiction rarely hits my feels, but it whoomped them into submission in The Force Awakens. Thanks for pouring salt on the wound, Fahey!

Exactly. For instance, few people remember or even care that Half-Life 2 was delayed more than once, skipping a September 2003 release date literally a week before it was due. At the time, it was an outrage and turned a lot of fans against Valve; nowadays, people either don’t remember it, or only remember the HL2…

Or Final Fantasy Versus XIII XV. Or The Last Guardian. The next few years are gonna have a lot of those kind of switched-gen games, we’ll see if it works out for them.

You forgot “No Half-Life 3. Again.”

Bethesda may eventually patch it.

Now here’s a face that says “I will show them the dark side.”

I just assume he’s brooding about Sephiroth as per usual.

The Steam description for the game nearly had me laughing:

While I get that the changes were bad and messed stuff up, it’s still recomforting to know the Counter-Strike community hasn’t changed much after all these years.

Fire Emblem has, what, 5 characters in Smash now? Marth, Ike, Roy, Lucina, Corrin. Probably someone I forgot, too, I dunno.

FFVII Cloud with Advent Children Cloud’s hair. Sucks, will not buy.

Isn’t that what Link does in literally every Zelda game ever?

I’d like a Zelda game with character designs by Tetsuya Nomura.

Thanks for the spoiler in the title!! Now I know it doesn’t suck, you ruined the surprise!

Also, the link to “Palpatine threw me like Mace Windu - Killson13” seems to be wrong.

The real leak: Aeris is also a playable character. She can only be KO’d once and then you can never play as her again.