I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

Sure, Trump is very good at golf, but I wonder if Kim Jong Il was better...

Great move. Southerners love Cousins!

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

And boy are their arms tired...

I’m not sure about the 3:30 and 7:00 ones, but an alarm going off at 5am is pretty standard in most Alabama buildings and households. It’s used to remind you to have your sister go back to her own bed before Pa wakes up to feed the chickens.

Did not need you for this lesson.

With Edelman enjoying a cameo as Wahlberg, shown leaving the game early.

This is a grossly underrated comment.

How many men out there have been in a situation where a few inches was the difference between triumph and heartbreak?

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

When I first saw the grainy still shot and the hair, I thought this was going to be a classic Cheryl Miller article.

After the coaching carousel of the past few seasons, Niners fans can rest easy in the certainty that they have a coach committed to the long haul. They know he won’t run.

Losing Tottenham is a win.

Especially for unironic use of motherfucker.

Then why does BYU suck?

Find iut the answer to these questions in two separate but connected 5,000 word essays after the jump.

This is an interesting story about a trade that actually happened, sure.