What???!!! A politician reneged on a promise, told a half truth, or outright lied? Say it ain't so, Joe!

Waits for guy to show up at local Mazda dealership:

But...It's not Wednesday!

In what sense is this a "tank"? I mean other than the clickbait headline sense, of course...

This might just be the best comparison image in the history of the internet, nay, the world.

Tim Schrik, the Nürburgring, lots of snow and a 996 911.

Update: Pic(s) of the sinkhole w/cars have been posted to Facebook:

It really doesn't matter what the norm is ... the point is to rate to a specific standard so you know that a 10,000 lb towing capacity from one manufacturer means the same thing as it does from another. If you have to take 200 lbs off that because you're having two burly guys instead of two skinny guys ... so be it.…

Some did run studs, some ran snow tyres, some ran wet tarmac tyres, Meeke finished 6th in this stage with his particular set up, but held onto second in the rally because of his performances on the other stages.

please release them in classic Toyota Off-road livery!!

Put Torch on the job. It will piss him off and keep him busy at the same time.

It's made by Jack Links. You know, the ones with the hilarious sasquatch commercials. I can find it at one of the local grocery stores but none of the others seem to carry it. Just try some different stores. Plus, they are often on an endcap by the registers or in the checkout lines at Wal-Mart instead of with the…

Why Big 3? It's not 1982 anymore, drive what's best for you and your situation. My first car was a 2000 Focus that I drove into the ground. Things change, life situations change and we bought a Civic. Want me to drive something else? Float me a loan.

I like the car..love the cooler! I have the same one. I've never had a cooler that kept ice frozen longer.

1) yea
2) not everyone is a coffee snob, now back to Gizmodo with you!

On a scale of 1-10, what would you rate your badassness level from this epic picture of you checking out the views in the dunes?

Equus Bass. Bass... musical instrument... also a megaman villai— wait. It's a fish as well and how do we fish? With Bait. Bait... usually worms. Worms live underground...underground? HIPSTERS! Hipsters are douchebags. Annoying self entitled little assholes that have never been outside a major city. Major city?... what…

Maybe it has something to do with the Cholula hot sauce flavored beef jerky I was eating while reading that article and listening to the Pangea song but I feel like I am tripping balls right now and I have no idea what is happening.

Whoa whoa whoa. WAY too many words for a Friday. This is more like Friday.