To be fair, the first was a quote, and then the remaining two times were direct references, and that was it. After paragraph two, no more "motherfuckings!" I think that's about the right amount of motherfucking "motherfuckings."

Came here to say this. Rod Millen is forever the King of the Hill in my mind. His 10:04 in the Pikes Peak Celica was the ultimate run on an all dirt course.

Pikes Peak is not the same race now that it's paved all the way. Pikes Peak on dirt was epic (and I hate the overuse of that word). Rod Millen said that paving the road all the way would change the race forever; and it has.

The Paris-Dakar rally, when it actually went from Paris, France to Dakar, Senegal.

Why stop at the 7? That whole late 90's generation is the best BMW has ever been.

fair enough, can you do it without touching your dick? If so, kudos, carry on. If not, please wash your hands before shaking others.

The Triton's optically-identical twin (which happens to be just as big as the Trition), the Global Hawk has been put in service in 2007 and already is used by the Navy.

A brief investigation of the underside of the vehicle confirmed their suspicions. Something — probably a — kicked up from the crushed rock road surface as they sped across the mountains of Wyoming-had punched a sizable hole in the gasoline tank near the bottom of the tank. As a result, the tank would only hold a few…

This article needs a video, for those who don't know what Johnson Valley looks like and those who aren't aware of the sheer scale and difficulty of the King of the Hammers

This is really welcome news. As a Californian I was pissed to hear that they wanted to close Johnson Valley. It brings in money to the economy of an area that is mostly dependent on outdoor recreation and the Military. I am glad to see King of the Hammers and other event staying in California at Johnson Valley,…

Jesus Christ that guy hit the cow 12 years in the future

This is true. I suppose the difference is that BMW drivers have the sense to just stay completely away from it, whereas Toyota and Buick drivers just pick a position for it without really knowing why, and leave it like that for their entire drive.

Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers

Am I the only one who actually has fun office holiday parties? My boss has them at his house, the booze flows freely, the food is all pretty good (it's a pot luck), and this year someone went home wearing different pants than the ones they came in.

I hope they hire someone credible to explain how this is different, like this guy:

Look... me and the McBMW's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they got the Tri-Color M, mine is the Tri-Color N. They got the M3, I got the N3. We both got four all-season tires, special performance, steering wheel, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

Ahem. Here are some slightly more interesting details:

Can someone tell me how the rear suspension can affect brake dive?

You know, it always warms my heart whenever Jalopnik posts these kinda articles. It gives others in my position much needed hope. I myself was born with a disability called Spina Bifida, sometimes use a wheelchair but otherwise get around using a pair of arm crutches. Have been a lifelong petrolhead/gearhead ever…