Or, should he actually win, he would have to leave to go to Westminster to be sworn in.

It’s actually the kind of deflectory issue that carries some weight with voters since some will feel that a representative that does not live in their district cannot understand their issues. Most of those voters have likely never seen how Gerrymandered most congressional districts are.

America does not have the population density to support a promotion/relegation model.

It’s dumb but US airlines will no longer let you sit anywhere in economy if there are empty seats. If the row is designated as Economy Plus or whatever and you want to sit there the attendants will sell you the upgrade, but they will actively block you from sitting there even once the plane is in the air.

I believe the IRS claims they won’t rat you out law enforcement as long as you pay what you owe Uncle Sam. 5th amendment and all that. (still, does that make the Federal Government an accessory after the fact?)

You have to declare any income earned through illegal means as a separate line item to the IRS when you fill out your taxes.

What a glorious age we live in.

Does Eli have parental permission to sign up for an account?

Private golf clubs in the south pack it in for the summer because its too hot to golf.

On the plus side, Mar-a-Lago closes soon. Then he’ll be jaunting back to Trump Tower and creating all kinds of new chaos and havoc in the most densely populated part of the United States.

This is all part of taking us back to the era when America was Great! Outbreaks of diseases we can easily vaccinate against, fear of the bomb...

When your employer gives you paid time off for statutory holidays, you damn well know when they fall, whether you celebrate the holiday or not.

Hit by a chariot, forcibly ejected from tomb.

I presume this is a partial truth since they’re counting the Santa Rally that started after election night. That said that run-up was due to a very misguided belief that Trump was actually competent, and there is a very good reason the stock markets have been going sideways the past few weeks.

I find as of late there are lots of actors that don’t enunciate properly and are either mumbling or rushing through their lines. There are usually a handful of lines of dialogue that I have to rewind 2-3 times before I understand what was said, or in the worst case have to flip on the closed captioning.

For the second most popular reason for vising Vegas; to be taken out into the desert to die.

It’s going to be hilarious when they find out he’s more Joe Montana than Troy Aikman.

They are not countdown timers, they’re clocks. The PM should have been the tip off, nevermind the fact that they are counting up.

It’s a good thing that original tweet is Calgon.

It’s amazing that the hill The Right is willing to die on is admitting to treason if there’s a small chance they can spin the blame to The Left.