“Tha’s thoo mahny fahkin dharkies ihn tha rhoom tha shee anhy rhacishm yah fhackin queeah!”

If that’s the case you should be building a 3000 mile wall that snakes through every major airport in America, because far, far more many illegal aliens arrive in America that way.

Yep, his A&E Biography is worth watching if you can track it down.

He had a pretty rough childhood and used comedy and impressions to escape a lot of those problems.

They are slowly importing comments from the old site, and thanks to the miracle of Kinja you get to relive those Disqus notifications all over again. Fun fact: apparently the counter goes to infinity when enough unviewed notifications pile up.

It was Escobar propelling the ball into his own net that let the US into the final 16.

Agreeing to let a website serve up ads is like agreeing to let that one skeezy person from University no one really liked crash on your sofa for a night; you think it won’t be that bad and the next thing you know all the locks have been changed on your doors.

Back in 2004 Ivan turned at literally the last minute and slammed into Grand Cayman, which is where everyone from Little Cayman and Cayman Brac had evacuated to based on the storms expected path.

I think you mean “GAHRAHHPALHAAHHAGH”

You throw all your important life shit in the car and put anything you want to keep that you cant take with you in a fireproof container and seal that in a waterproof container, and hope there’s something left to come back to.

About 5 years ago I flew down to Turks and Caicos after a hurricane passed through the area. Our flight got delayed a day but another carrier, which flies down from the same airport at roughly the same time, left as scheduled. About 3/4 of the way there they found out the airport was closed because of the storm!…

Is this a reflection on Trevorrow or on how bad the RoTJ script is as a source for adaptation?

As I said elsewhere this weekend, the next occupant of the White House is going to be shocked to find no furnishings and all the copper wire ripped out of the walls.

Whomever comes into the White House after Trump is going to find it mysteriously devoid of all furnishings and all the copper wire missing.

Will we see another record in how long it takes for this win to be vacated due to Caylin violating NCAA regulations?

I’ve seen various pictures the past few days, garbage cans, garbage bags (static electricity, what could possibly go wrong there?), plus a few stories of responsible attendants actually shutting the pump off when this behavior’s observed. It seemed to be a widespread enough practice that I thought I would inquire…

Ironically, his bluster has left him in a much weaker bargaining position thanks to various leaks and the general ineptitude of the West Wing.

The whole point of being a gas station attendant is to... pay attention to what’s going on at the pumps. Gas theft would be much more rampant if the attendants were really that ignorant.

You have to look past Trumps bluster and see what businesses are saying. In specific regards to NAFTA, many businesses want tweaks but almost no one wants to pull out completely. Even within specific industries, in this case dairy, there is disagreement about objectives; there are some businesses in that sector that…

Cut off the pump to mitigate the chance of a fire or explosion? Do they turn a blind eye to smoking around pumps as well?