“Tha’s thoo mahny fahkin dharkies ihn tha rhoom tha shee anhy rhacishm yah fhackin queeah!”

Yep, his A&E Biography is worth watching if you can track it down.

He had a pretty rough childhood and used comedy and impressions to escape a lot of those problems.

They are slowly importing comments from the old site, and thanks to the miracle of Kinja you get to relive those Disqus notifications all over again. Fun fact: apparently the counter goes to infinity when enough unviewed notifications pile up.

It was Escobar propelling the ball into his own net that let the US into the final 16.

Agreeing to let a website serve up ads is like agreeing to let that one skeezy person from University no one really liked crash on your sofa for a night; you think it won’t be that bad and the next thing you know all the locks have been changed on your doors.

I think you mean “GAHRAHHPALHAAHHAGH”

About 5 years ago I flew down to Turks and Caicos after a hurricane passed through the area. Our flight got delayed a day but another carrier, which flies down from the same airport at roughly the same time, left as scheduled. About 3/4 of the way there they found out the airport was closed because of the storm!…

As I said elsewhere this weekend, the next occupant of the White House is going to be shocked to find no furnishings and all the copper wire ripped out of the walls.

Whomever comes into the White House after Trump is going to find it mysteriously devoid of all furnishings and all the copper wire missing.

Will we see another record in how long it takes for this win to be vacated due to Caylin violating NCAA regulations?

I’ve seen various pictures the past few days, garbage cans, garbage bags (static electricity, what could possibly go wrong there?), plus a few stories of responsible attendants actually shutting the pump off when this behavior’s observed. It seemed to be a widespread enough practice that I thought I would inquire…

The whole point of being a gas station attendant is to... pay attention to what’s going on at the pumps. Gas theft would be much more rampant if the attendants were really that ignorant.

Cut off the pump to mitigate the chance of a fire or explosion? Do they turn a blind eye to smoking around pumps as well?

So does the US have lax laws regarding proper fuel storage containers or are gas stations just looking the other way because the people filling trash cans likely to be carrying a gun?

It’s all very strange. Why would he resign with no explanation if he was lined up for a Federal job?

You aren’t wrong on point 2. If we had our own refineries and a distribution network not only would we create more jobs but we could also leverage cheaper fuel across the entire economy like other petro-states. Alas, we allow ourselves to be cucked by the oil companies because the Government won’t press the issue and…

The untold story behind those pictures is that the white people actually DID find the food - it had floated out of a grocery store into open water, wheras the black person was observed actually looting the store.

A Mayweather always pays his debts.... eventually, I mean, everything’s illiquid man, just get of my back for a few months and I’ll scrape the dough together.

Coincidentally enough tomorrow also marks the amount of time since Jan. 1 it would take a man to earn what a woman will earn for the entire year.