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You can go to school in California or Florida and get the exact same climate experience, plus national exposure if you have any hope of trying to cut it in the NFL.

He’s insinuating that in spite of all the public refusals celebs are still quietly thirsting for inauguration tickets, and that he’s actually telling them to get lost since all those celebrity endorsements did nothing for Clinton.

But... the Jets were garbage in the years leading up to the publication of A Game of Thrones.

So what was the deal, they had six guys come in to man the DJ booth that day instead of paying three guys for 8 hours, which is basically a wash on salary? Or did someone decide the system could run unattended for part of the day?

At companies that aren’t misers you get your full holiday pay (or lieu time) plus double time pay for hours worked. Either way you got scammed.

The o/u on original content posts on Christmas Day at Deadspin is 3.5. Place your bets. Go double or nothing on HamNo being one of the authors.

The trick is to inherit a fake tree from a relative that was locally made once upon a time.

Poor Bobby :(

I don’t know what fucking standings the Deadspin staff are looking at but its at least the second time this week they’ve said the Dolphins are in the playoffs.

This is better than anything Drew’s ever written for the Jambaroo segment.

Meanwhile, back in reality:

Vince McMahon tried to buy the entire CFL before building the XFL from scratch. The latter league cribbed heavily from the former’s rulebook to give the impression that it was anything goes on the field.

If it exists at the Grade 7-8 level, its probably touch.

The short answer is that the CFL overestimated demand and tickets were way over priced.

lol not in Texas

Take a goddamn digital photography course, America.

Gpodawund died of dehydration after seeing the team take the field.

I mean, there has to be a certain optics problem when a key plank in your campaign is criticizing your opponent for perceived illegal activities while your running mates’ former staffers are on trial for actual alleged illegal activity and seem to have no qualms implicating said running mate in the activity.

As you can see I languish in the greys. I worry constantly about getting demoted to the practice website (i.e. Adequate Man).