The trick is to inherit a fake tree from a relative that was locally made once upon a time.

Poor Bobby :(

I don’t know what fucking standings the Deadspin staff are looking at but its at least the second time this week they’ve said the Dolphins are in the playoffs.

This is better than anything Drew’s ever written for the Jambaroo segment.

Meanwhile, back in reality:

Vince McMahon tried to buy the entire CFL before building the XFL from scratch. The latter league cribbed heavily from the former’s rulebook to give the impression that it was anything goes on the field.

If it exists at the Grade 7-8 level, its probably touch.

The short answer is that the CFL overestimated demand and tickets were way over priced.

lol not in Texas

Take a goddamn digital photography course, America.

Deadspin create The Concourse long before Gawker collapsed as a place to publish any non-sports content they wanted to write and dodge the “Stick to Sprots” complaints, even though everything gets spliced to the main Deadspin site anyway. It has only become more overtly political because Ashley Feinberg and Hamilton…

Gpodawund died of dehydration after seeing the team take the field.

I mean, there has to be a certain optics problem when a key plank in your campaign is criticizing your opponent for perceived illegal activities while your running mates’ former staffers are on trial for actual alleged illegal activity and seem to have no qualms implicating said running mate in the activity.

As you can see I languish in the greys. I worry constantly about getting demoted to the practice website (i.e. Adequate Man).

Whoa. It’s like I’m seeing double on the front page.

It’s also game 5 of the World Series. I mean, counting’s not that hard, is it?

No, he’s been very salty about the whole 3rd party candidate thing for awhile. It seems like its one of the few things he won’t back down on when he gets challenged about it.

OTA antenna makers didn’t pay the appropriate promotional kickback, apparently.

This seems to have come down to a pissing contest about not losing a home date and the revenue that comes with it. Now that the teams have been told no, we’re not rescheduling the title game so you can play the make-up, and yes you must play this make-up to be eligible for that title game, Florida caved since LSU was…

As per above, the teams were told they would be ineligible for the conference title if the game was not made up. Evidently Florida feels they have a decent enough shot to have caved in to move the game.