The Reason God Made Oklahoma
Jun 8 2016

In Colorado, we call it “advanced maternal age” pregnancy. Or maybe that’s just what our insurance company called it. Anyway, that’s what my wife was “diagnosed” with for our second. And while he’s a complete doofus, I chalk that up to being a boy, not any connection to our age while concieved or delivered.

Nov 23 2015

I love that Santa story more than any other collection of words in any order I’ve ever read in the history of ever. I am a massive sap and and completely unapologetic about it.