lcsarsfieldiii
The Reason God Made Oklahoma
lcsarsfieldiii
Jun 8 2016
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In Colorado, we call it “advanced maternal age” pregnancy. Or maybe that’s just what our insurance company called it. Anyway, that’s what my wife was “diagnosed” with for our second. And while he’s a complete doofus, I chalk that up to being a boy, not any connection to our age while concieved or delivered.

Nov 23 2015
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I love that Santa story more than any other collection of words in any order I’ve ever read in the history of ever. I am a massive sap and and completely unapologetic about it.