In Colorado, we call it “advanced maternal age” pregnancy. Or maybe that’s just what our insurance company called it. Anyway, that’s what my wife was “diagnosed” with for our second. And while he’s a complete doofus, I chalk that up to being a boy, not any connection to our age while concieved or delivered.

Which side did you root for in the Civil War?

My mother-in-law pronounces it “Chip-ole-tee” and it hurts my soul every time I hear it.

I love that Santa story more than any other collection of words in any order I’ve ever read in the history of ever. I am a massive sap and and completely unapologetic about it.