no, only foxes

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

I can think of many greater gifts that a god can grant you, gifts that do not shit constantly or vomit or take all of your goddamn money.

I still refuse to believe they weren’t banging pre wedding.

We need to have a serious conversation about consent in this country, because too many people just don’t get it. And that is completely inexcusable.

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

I feel like Al Roker had to practice not cackling gleefully when announcing that.

Does the NRA advocate that women carry guns to defend themselves from sexual predators whom they endorse for President?

Boy that must be a great baby if it’s worth forty bucks just to touch it.

Harrison Barnes: Inspiring fans and teammates alike to freak out.