The only part of Florida I would consider "the South" in any cultural way is the panhandle. The rest of it is massively different.

It was a good Cleopatra reference.

This killed me. Good job.

I did actually cry.

Which always makes me wonder what kind of crazy planet they're living on. Yeah, I know, magic and whatnot. But still. I can't help it.

Condone bugged the shit outta me.

Maybe I'm just a snob, but Kennedy's speech about professionalism while she's throwing the word condone into uncomfortable situations it's not meant to or used to being in bugged the hell out of me. If you wanna be professional, don't reach for a word on which you don't have a firm grasp.