Sanchez is the perfect mentor for a young QB learning the ins and outs of 18 year olds.

I guess that CarFax gig isn’t as comfortable as I thought.

I’ve tried this for years and it doesn’t seem to be going so well.

Hot takes on the hot take!

OMG! I so underestimated Trump! Before I knew that a very small minority of Muslims actually support Trump, I thought he was a racist. Thank you for showing me the light, asshole!

LeBron James: Okay, I’ll take one more question before Mozzy, Double-T, and I head off to the boys’ clubhouse.

That Twitter feed is amusing, but I believe we have a winner in the comedy contest:

Thanks for your feedback, Mrs. Redford.

“Told ya.” - Bernie Lincicome

Worst coach in the NBA, you say? Of all the ex-Lakers point guards who have coached NBA teams this year, only Byron Scott has managed to avoid sleeping with most of his players’ girlfriends. AND he beat the Warriors.

So for breaking playground equipment intended for small children, is he going to get sentenced to more community service? Will the cycle ever stop?

Seeing a large group of Penn State fans wearing t-shirts that say “Team Ream” is deeply unsettling.

Still a long way to go to challenge Whitlock for the KFC title

Holly Holm’s reign as UFC champion lasted one match after the boxing star that shocked the world by beating Ronda Rousey fell to challenger Miesha Tate at tonight’s pay-per-view event in Las Vegas in the longest women’s bantamweight title fight in UFC history.

Hittin’ threes on AND off the court

Bad news for the car owner. Unless your insurance provider is dyslexic, your policy rarely covers “Acts of Dog.”

“We’re gonna evolve immunodeficiency and we’re gonna get the eukaryotes to pay for it!”

In a world where candidates discuss their penis size on live debates, this really isn’t all that strange.

Lewis and Clark come back, “Couldn’t you have brought back coffee for everyone?”

“My personal pocket computer that can give me immediate access to the entirety of human knowledge can’t take 4k photos? Lame.”