Wow. Aren’t you a horrible piece of shit. You see a woman who has lived in this country since she was 14, being deported in front of her children and all you can think about is “breaking the law”. When laws are more important than human beings, then the laws are nothing more than oppression. Don’t hide behind the…

Man, fuck this guy. If I ever went to his dinner party, I would scream lyrics and twerk as he played his piano, just because he doesn’t like people to sing along when he’s having his moment.

Abbi destroying Whole Foods gives me life.

My favorite picture someone took from the Seattle march had three middle-aged dads, each with a little girl in a pink pussy hat on his shoulders. These are the dads we need!

Let’s be real. My preferred fancy font in high school was Papyrus. You know you loved it too.

WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

Ugh, Afflecks.

Would not the correct question be... Why is Puerto Rico not its own separate entity and free of the US.

For shame. This is the most victim blamey piece of nonsense I’ve seen.

Someone will definitely have some ‘splainin to do.

I was sexually assaulted by a former supervisor. He claimed I had been hitting on him all night so he just thought it would be ok to have sex with my unconscious body. His girlfriend found out and decided she would email me while cc’ing all of our coworkers about how I was some kind of whore for sleeping with her man.

At 21. My father.

“I don’t know what you would have done if we hadn’t adopted you- you wouldn’t make a very good prostitute”. (Adopted as a child from a communist country. It was a true statment, but vulgar coming from a parent. Emancipated shortly there after).

“She looks like a clown’s whore.”

Maraschino cherry people are the new caramel people.

It isn’t about saving the goddamn chicken.

“whom we all called Caramel Lady. ”