Omg it's so funny! Cuz see…he SAT ON THE COFFEE TABLE AND IT BROKE!!! Just like on that Saturday evening living show! 20 years ago.

I love Survivor because I feel like it's sort of "worthwhile reality".  It's always been a study in anthropology/sociology for me.  I love seeing how the different dynamics shake out.  I was SO glad when reward challenges came back because it's SUCH an important part of the social game when they start individual…

I love Survivor because I feel like it's sort of "worthwhile reality".  It's always been a study in anthropology/sociology for me.  I love seeing how the different dynamics shake out.  I was SO glad when reward challenges came back because it's SUCH an important part of the social game when they start individual…

Indeed. Because they're certainly not enough stickers in the world to get that little bastard off the goddamned couch. Unless Brookstone is involved.

Indeed. Because they're certainly not enough stickers in the world to get that little bastard off the goddamned couch. Unless Brookstone is involved.

My husband told
Me I'm never allowed to smoke again. Because he's NOT going through this.

My husband told
Me I'm never allowed to smoke again. Because he's NOT going through this.

PLEASE KATIMS!  Do SOMETHING to make Max more sympathetic.  Seriously.  "Will he be back in time for the mall??"  and that half hug he gave Kristina. Ugh.  Fuck that kid.  Also?  Fuck Viktor.  Seriously.  And fuck Joel and Julia for not taking him aside and saying "Listen, we get that your upbringing took Santa away…

PLEASE KATIMS!  Do SOMETHING to make Max more sympathetic.  Seriously.  "Will he be back in time for the mall??"  and that half hug he gave Kristina. Ugh.  Fuck that kid.  Also?  Fuck Viktor.  Seriously.  And fuck Joel and Julia for not taking him aside and saying "Listen, we get that your upbringing took Santa away…

Also, are we to believe that Harrow went and followed through with his original suicide mission?  Also, something in this review…the blood on both sides of his face reminded me of The Robber Bridegroom.  A gentleman by day and thief/murder by night.  Hmmm.

Also, are we to believe that Harrow went and followed through with his original suicide mission?  Also, something in this review…the blood on both sides of his face reminded me of The Robber Bridegroom.  A gentleman by day and thief/murder by night.  Hmmm.

I will NOT miss fucking Gyp Rosetti.  Fuck that guy.  I only regret that Nucky didn't carve our his kidneys himself.  

I will NOT miss fucking Gyp Rosetti.  Fuck that guy.  I only regret that Nucky didn't carve our his kidneys himself.  

Ok.  I can't be the first person who now refers to Penner as Alan Alda.
Also: Was there a goddamned COBRA in camp???  I could SWEAR I saw someone's foot pass right goddamned by that fucking thing.  

Ok.  I can't be the first person who now refers to Penner as Alan Alda.
Also: Was there a goddamned COBRA in camp???  I could SWEAR I saw someone's foot pass right goddamned by that fucking thing.  

According to the comics, pretty much all of the original survivors eat it.  Also, it's a pretty hopeless series.  There's no real "hope" at all.  It's one long existential crisis.  So….prepare yourself. 

According to the comics, pretty much all of the original survivors eat it.  Also, it's a pretty hopeless series.  There's no real "hope" at all.  It's one long existential crisis.  So….prepare yourself. 

I listened to an hour of it, grew bored and went to do something else. It was ok. Chris Hardwick bugs me. But I give him a pass because Dan Harmon told a really great story about him being a really decent person with a lot of integrity.

I listened to an hour of it, grew bored and went to do something else. It was ok. Chris Hardwick bugs me. But I give him a pass because Dan Harmon told a really great story about him being a really decent person with a lot of integrity.

UGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.