Those are scars from powder burns on Hardy’s face. You try sleeping in a bed filled with assault rifles every night without it leaving a few marks.

I’m so relieved this story is finally being covered. I don’t think sports’ media has made an honest effort to cover this big, big story. I mean, Deadspin alone has barely contributed five articles to it. How is anyone going to be able to form an opinion on the content without full coverage? Bravo Deadspin!

And that element was californium.

I did a quick google news check and no one is really talking about this. Kudos to Deadspin in getting it out there. Keep going!

This review is chock-full of snobbery. Based on the pictures, not only would I eat this, I would stick my dick in it.

I think it turned out better than it could have. Historically, when Blackhawks took too long to do something, Rangers would just shoot them and steal their land.

i’m not here to talk about traffic today, i’m here to talk about qualcomm.

When is the last time a women’s sport was covered with the depth and interest that even shitty men’s teams get?

Lady reporters should have the same access to the team as their male counterparts.

No person of the opposite gender should be allowed in the locker room.

Look, I know we all want to rush to judgment here but I’m guessing that, very reasonably, the man asked what those women were there for and they told him that they were there to cover a professional football team and he, quite rightfully, had to check if the Jaguars qualified.

By the looks of it, he’s used to people handing him things his whole life. Ayooooooooo.

He seems familiar with catching, but lacks a true grasp of it.

It's like a time traveler from the past trying to blend in.

Fantasy owners are advised not to start Jimmy Clausen this weekend. Or any weekend.

The trucks were able to pass the emissions tests because they were set to retard the timing during a city cycle like the one that the EPA ran when they tested them which produced lower combustion temperatures and resulted in lower NOx levels. Once the trucks started moving down the highway, the ECMs recognized that…

Can they please give this thing something that at least resembles a head? Watching these things run is fucking creepy...

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

There’s probably no better way enjoy an Indians defeat than to leave with a bloody scalp.

That’s where the similarities stopped.