I guess two quarters isn’t much, but there’s plenty of evidence that people who go to NFL games aren’t very good at holding their boose.

Maybe they thought, like I kinda did, that with all this attention and focus on their chicanery that they might, you know, try to lay low for like a fucking week.

If I were a coach in this situation, I would have pulled my players from the field and refused to call another play until the headsets were fixed. This is a live televised game. The NFL would be embarrassed to sh-t getting caught on live TV offering up a game with sh-tty technology in use. And the Patriots ownership…

6. FOUR SUPER BOWLS! SUCK OUR FAHKIN CAWK QUEAHS!

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Goodell could redeem himself with two words. Weird Al.

Wanna bet their gonna do some fifty years of music bullshit?

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

Whoa now let’s leave Russell Wilson out of this

@BillSimmons

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

Cell phone? When JJ Watt has a message to deliver, he just sets a fucking example and informs the media.

This isn’t the first time an intern landed someone from Washington in trouble.

A cop once didn’t give my friend a ticket because I gave him my phone number.

I feel sorry for people so locked into preconceived notions that they can’t imagine normal, calm, rational, non-paranoid people carrying a gun.