No bouquet or garter toss at my wedding! Yay!

One DJ we interviewed said he did a wedding where the bride put some money in the bouquet. They didn’t tell the crowd how much was in there but the mention of $$ made all the ladies get up.

How does this make me want kids and not want kids at the same time?! Mind blown.

W.T.F. What is a “dry” drink?!?!

You got this!

More like “OK. I see you girl!”

These were borderline depressing. Thanks a lot BCO *single tear*

Haha! I hated on maxi dresses for a long time because I could find any that looked good on me. I have been able to find a few that I like and think I look good in and they’re damn comfortable. I’ll take a little ugly with comfort any day!

That shit was hilarious

My former boss used to say “You can’t be dumb and be a bitch. Pick one.”

LOLOLOLOLOLOL trying to suppress the laughter at work is so very hard with gems like this!

*tears* I love how happy Mark is after she says “yes”. So damn cute.

Me and the man have no problem shopping at Ikea together. The main reason why is because when we go together, we always have a shopping list.

THANK YOU!

Getting married in August and I've been fretting over this for a while now. I've always had a vision that my groom and I would have a quick getaway at the end of the night in a vintage Rolls that takes us to our glorious honeymoon suite. Now that I'm actually planning the wedding, I just want to make sure I have a…

Shirley - it is like you're in my mind!

I've had my heart broken twice. Both guys left me for exes because of guilt and then came back saying they still loved me and made a mistake. Best thing that could have happened to me. I learned so much from those two bums!

"otherwise known as the most chronically underrated actress on prestige TV" —> THIS! People are seriously sleeping on Orphan Black and Maslany. She is sooo talented it's crazy.

I actually like to stay at (or near) home on Sundays so I feel like I have some downtime or so I can get things done around the house. When my weekends are too busy, Monday feels like it comes so fast and I dread it. I also like to do a few chores each night when I get home after work so that frees up my weekends.…

CAN. NOT. WAIT.